frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

26mb:

one time in music class this guy called a sharp a hashtag and our teacher sent him to the office

(Source: charlottes)

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

eurydale:

oomshi:

I want Pinocchio to put his nose up my ass & tell me how good of a person Perez Hilton is

Please find god

psyducked:

places to go, things to see

psyducked:

places to go, things to see

(Source: robertdafoto.com.br)

lucifurby:

GETTIN REAL SICK AND TIRED OF THIS NOT KISSING ANYONE SHIT