(Source: the-sarfati)

(Source: talkin-penguin)

there is nothing more relieving than venting to my mom.

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

(Source: brooksvvheelan)

glowcloud:

free him

glowcloud:

free him

(Source: welcometoclub-paradise)